Малкото момиченце: Мамо. Майката: Да, скъпа? Малкото момиченце: Мамо, какво означава *върджин? Майката: Моля? Малкото момиченце: Какво означава върджин? Майката (с въздишка): Момичетата и момчетата, имам предвид порасналите… Телата им са различни. Но те са направени така, че да си пасват по много умен начин. Като **пъзел (jigsaw). Малкото [...]

Lost your pen = no pen No pen = no notes No notes = no study No study = Fail Fail = no diploma No diploma = no work No work = no money No money = no food No food = you get skinny You get skinny = [...]

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words „COMPLETE“ and „FINISHED“. Some people say there is no difference between „COMPLETE“ and „FINISHED“, but there is: When you marry the right woman you are COMPLETE and when you marry the wrong woman you are [...]

These were supposedly published by the Massachusetts Bar Association’s Lawyers Journal, listing them as questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses. 1. Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t [...]

Top ten reasons why trick or treating is better than sex. Happy Halloween!

Hello, are you there? Yes. Who are you, please? I’m Watt. What’s your name? Watt’s my name. Yes, what’s your name? My name is John Watt. John what? Yes, are you Jones? No, I’m Knott. Will you tell me your name then? Will Knott. Why not? My name is [...]

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his system upset. Upon making several false-alarm trips to the bathroom he decided the latest was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed [...]

A man called home to his wife and said, „Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been wanting, So [...]

–––- Forwarded message –––- From: Roanald Dvorak ……@gmail.com Date: Wed, Aug 18, 2010 at 9:55 PM Subject: Re: Office Manager at Software Company (Chelsea) To: [email protected] Holla! This job is exactly the position I’ve been looking for! Forget all the other candidates for Aviary, I am the BEST. * [...]

A senior couple are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember… Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. ‘Want anything [...]