Всичко от: Jokes in English


29 юни 2009
AIRPLANE LOSING HEIGHT In an airplane the captain told the passengers: „This is your Captain speaking. We are losing height and we do not have fuel enough for reaching land. Therefore, we have to let all baggage leave the airplane.“ The airplane got height again.Half an hour later the airplane lost height [...]

Bathroom troubles

27 юни 2009
Bathroom troubles Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, „Fellas, I got real problems. I’m seventy years old. Every morning at seven o’clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds [...]

Will you marry me?

27 юни 2009
Will you marry me? An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said „yes“. The next morning when he awoke, he couldn’t remember what her answer was! „Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me [...]

Age Vs Wisdom

21 юни 2009
Age Vs Wisdom A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, „Pick me up.“ He looked around and couldn’t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, „Pick [...]