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Have a laugh at our expense

28 януари 2012
Have a laugh at our expense An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back to the doctor after a [...]

7 Degrees of Blonde

10 януари 2012
7 Degrees of Blonde FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said „How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!“ and hung up. The husband said, „Who was that?“ The wife [...]

Jokes 7

26 декември 2011
Jokes 7 Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. Pope Died. Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married (again) 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe (again) 3. Pope Died. In the future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry or Liverpool needs another [...]

A Car for Christmas

20 декември 2011
A Car for Christmas Danny had recently passed his driving test and decided to ask his clergyman father if there was any chance of him getting a car for Christmas, which was yet some months away. ‘Okay.’ said his father ‘I tell you what I’ll do. If you can get your ‘A’ level [...]

A Letter to the Boss

16 декември 2011
A Letter to the Boss Dear Bo$$, A$ all of u$ have read from the new$paper report $ from Trevor Manuel’$ speech, the U$A economy ha$ come out of the rece$$ion. In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould show under$tanding for the need$ of u$ worker$ who have [...]

I’ll only marry you, if you…

13 декември 2011
I’ll only marry you, if you… A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York. The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered [...]

Jokes 6

16 октомври 2011
Jokes 6 A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70’s), MUST NOT BEAT ME, RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL [...]

A Few Jokes

6 септември 2011
A Few Jokes The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. „What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?“ said the officer. „I’m going to a lecture.“ the man [...]

40 things you’d like to say at work

26 юни 2011
40 things you’d like to say at work 1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit. 2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate [...]

Real Accident Insurance Claims…

4 юни 2011
Real Accident Insurance Claims… The following are actual, real-life accident descriptions given on insurance claim forms… To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck a pedestrian. I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to [...]