Hello, are you there?
Yes. Who are you, please?
I’m Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what’s your name?
My name is John Watt.
John what?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name then?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott.
What?