A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, ‘The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men… The husband then turned to his wife and asked, ‘What?’

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, ‘Relatives of yours?’ ‘Yep,’ [...]

A man said to his wife one day, ‘I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.’ The wife responded, ‘Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I [...]

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, ‘You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.’ The husband said, ‘ You are in [...]

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the [...]

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, „What seems to be the problem?“ „I’m out of gas,“ the man replied. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew [...]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’ The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it [...]

A Priest kept chickens at his village parish. One evening the cock went missing. At mass the priest asked, „Who has a cock?“ All the men got up… „No! I meant who has seen a cock?“ All the women got up… „No, No! Who has seen a cock that [...]

He said to me … I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. I said to him … You wear pants don’t you? He said to me … Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said … That’s a good idea – you [...]

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists-two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. ‘We must know [...]