Only great minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of [...]

On the first day, God created the dog and said: ‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’ The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to [...]

A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man. He looks up in the sky and says, „Is that the sun or the moon?“ The other drunk man answers, „I don’t know. I’m a stranger here myself.“

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside andsaid, „If you don’t do the following, your husband willsurely die“. 1. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood. 2. At [...]

After his annual checkup, Bob is shocked to learn that he has somehow contracted a rare disease and has only twelve hours to live. Arriving home in utter despair, he tells his wife the terrible news and begins to cry. Overcome with grief, Helen hugs him tight and says, [...]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called „emoticons,“ where: means a smile and is a frown. Well, how about some „ASSICONS“? Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that’s [...]

Passing requires 4 correct answers How long did the Hundred Years War last? Which country makes Panama hats? From which animal do we get cat gut? In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? What is a camel’s hair brush made of? The Canary Islands in the Pacific [...]

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a Bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a Bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a Bitch. Being a bitch [...]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, ‘Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.’ Her boyfriend asks, ‘What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?’ The blonde says, ‘According to the picture on [...]

A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there [...]