For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn’t help but comment, „The last time [...]

There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person [...]

A man speaks frantically into the phone, „My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!“ „Is this her first child?“ the doctor queries. „No, you idiot!“ the man shouts. „This is her husband!“

A: I’m in a big trouble! B: Why is that? A: I saw a mouse in my house! B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap. A: I don’t have one. B: Well then, buy one. A: Can’t afford one. B: I can give you [...]

This is a quiz for people who know everything! These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers. 1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. 2. What famous North American [...]

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on [...]

1. Men are like Laxatives – They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas – The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather – Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders – You need [...]

The true meanings of Bra Sizes A – Almost boobs B – Barely boobs C – Can’t complain D – Dang DD – Double dang E – Enormous F – Fake G – Get a reduction H – Help me! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

Apparently a true story… „I was helping someone set up his computer, and he wanted to log in with a password…. now you have to understand he’s got somewhat of a rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect… so when the computer asked him to enter his password, [...]

A wife asks her husband, „Honey, if I died, would you remarry?“ „After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.“ „If I died and you remarried,“ the wife asks, „would she live in this house?“ „We’ve spent a lot of money getting this [...]