A Priest kept chickens at his village parish. One evening the cock went missing. At mass the priest asked, „Who has a cock?“
All the men got up…

„No! I meant who has seen a cock?“
All the women got up…

„No, No! Who has seen a cock that isn’t theirs?“
Half the women got up.

„Oh!!! For goodness sake! Who has seen my cock?“
All the Nuns got up!!

….Na WA O