Funny signs and notices 4

6 май 2010

These are supposedly actual signs and notices that have appeared at various locations: :-D

  • Sign on a scientist’s door: „Gone fission.“
  • Sign in a taxidermist’s window: „We really know our stuff.“
  • Sign in a podiatrist’s window: „Time wounds all heels.“
  • Sign in a butcher’s window: „Let me meat your needs.“
  • Sign on used car lot: „Second hand cars in first crash condition.“
  • Sign on fence: „Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.“
  • Sign in a car dealership office: „The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.“
  • Sign over a cannibal’s hut: „I never met a man I didn’t like.“
  • Sign in a muffler shop: „No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.“
  • Sign at a hotel: „Help! We need inn-experienced people.“
  • Sign in a science teacher’s room: „If it moves, it’s biology. If it stinks, it’s chemistry. If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.“
  • Sign in butchers window: „Pleased to meat you.“
  • Sign on auto body shop: „May we have the next dents?“
  • Sign at the dry cleaner’s window: „Drop your pants here.“
  • Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery: „Reserved for plant manager.“
  • Sign in an Acapulco Hotel: „The manager has personally passed all the water served here.“
  • Sign in a Norwegian lounge: „Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.“
  • Sign on a door to a psychiatric ward: „Please do not disturb further.“







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