Funny signs and notices 4
6 май 2010
These are supposedly actual signs and notices that have appeared at various locations:
- Sign on a scientist’s door: „Gone fission.“
- Sign in a taxidermist’s window: „We really know our stuff.“
- Sign in a podiatrist’s window: „Time wounds all heels.“
- Sign in a butcher’s window: „Let me meat your needs.“
- Sign on used car lot: „Second hand cars in first crash condition.“
- Sign on fence: „Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.“
- Sign in a car dealership office: „The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.“
- Sign over a cannibal’s hut: „I never met a man I didn’t like.“
- Sign in a muffler shop: „No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.“
- Sign at a hotel: „Help! We need inn-experienced people.“
- Sign in a science teacher’s room: „If it moves, it’s biology. If it stinks, it’s chemistry. If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.“
- Sign in butchers window: „Pleased to meat you.“
- Sign on auto body shop: „May we have the next dents?“
- Sign at the dry cleaner’s window: „Drop your pants here.“
- Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery: „Reserved for plant manager.“
- Sign in an Acapulco Hotel: „The manager has personally passed all the water served here.“
- Sign in a Norwegian lounge: „Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.“
- Sign on a door to a psychiatric ward: „Please do not disturb further.“
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