Funny signs and notices 3
18 април 2010
These are supposedly actual signs and notices that have appeared at various locations:
- Outside a country shop: „We buy junk and sell antiques.“
- In the window of an Oregon store: „Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?“
- In a Maine restaurant: „Open 7 days a week and weekends.“
- In the vestry of a New England church: „Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.“
- In a Pennsylvania cemetery: „Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.“
- On a roller coaster: „Watch your head.“
- On the grounds of a public school: „No trespassing without permission.“
- On a Tennessee highway: „When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.“
- In front of a New Hampshire car wash: „If you can’t read this, it’s time to wash your car.“
- Sign in a realtor’s office: „Lots for little.“
- Sign in a shoe store: „Come in and have a fit.“
- Sign in a maternity clothes store: „We are open on labor day.“
- Sign in a non-smoking area: „If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.“
- Sign on the door of the maternity ward: „Push Push Push.“
- Sign at entrance of the IRS: „Watch your step.“
- Sign at the exit of the IRS: „Watch your mouth.“
- Sign in a bookstore: „We treat you write.“
- Sign on a front door: „Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.“
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