Funny signs and notices 2

5 април 2010

These are supposedly actual signs and notices that have appeared at various locations: :-D

  • At a Santa Fe gas station: „We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.“
  • In a New York restaurant: „Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.“
  • On the wall of a Baltimore estate: „Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.-Sisters of Mercy“
  • On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: „38 years on the same spot.“
  • In a Los Angeles dance hall: „Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.“
  • In a Florida maternity ward: „No children allowed.“
  • In a New York drugstore: „We dispense with accuracy.“
  • In the offices of a loan company: „Ask about our plans for owning your home.“
  • In a New York medical building: „Mental Health Prevention Center“
  • On a New York convalescent home: „For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.“
  • On a Maine shop: „Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.“
  • At a number of military bases: „Restricted to unauthorized personnel.“
  • On a display of „I love you only“ Valentine cards: „Now available in multi-packs.“
  • In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: „Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.“
  • In a funeral parlor: „Ask about our layaway plan.“
  • In a clothing store: „Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.“
  • In a Tacoma, Washington men’s clothing store: „15 men’s wool suits, $10. They won’t last an hour!“
  • On a shopping mall marquee: „Archery Tournament-Ears pierced“

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