Be politically correct with women

Събота, 02 Ноември

14 януари 2011

She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She is not a BAD COOK – She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY – She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She is not CONCEITED – She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
She does not want to be MARRIED – She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.
She does not GAIN WEIGHT – She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
She does not TEASE or FLIRT – She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
She is not DUMB – She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She is not TOO SKINNY – She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE – She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.
She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS – She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.
She has not BEEN AROUND – She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME – She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.
She does not GO SHOPPING – She is MALL FLUENT.
She is not an AIR HEAD – She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY – She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She does not get FAT or CHUBBY – She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.
She is not COLD or FRIGID – She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP – She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.
She does not NAG YOU – She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE