FIAT – Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Ford – Fix Or Repair Daily
Hyundai – Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive
Pontiac – Poor Old Nigger Things It`s Cadillac
SAAB – Sad Attempt At Beauty
KIA – Killed In Assembly
Volvo – Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Buick – Big Ugly Indestuctible Car Killer
Dodge – Dead Old Dog Going East; Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
GM – Great Mistake