At the US Embassy
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a Visa
Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Arab: Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!
Consul: Man,….. isn’t it hostile?
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh……. dear!
Arab: Deer? No deer, they run too fast!
Consul: Oh……. God!
Arab: Ya, I know it’s Good ..for the health
Consul: Guards, take him out
Arab: Guard is ok. But sir, I always do in not out
Consul: Get.. Out
Arab: Ok.. I will take it out. But sir, you need here only…