On a wall in a ladies room… „My husband follows me everywhere“ Written just below it. „I DO NOT!!“

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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them!

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Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.

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Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.

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Q.. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They’re married!!!

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Man says to God: „God, why did you make woman so beautiful?“
God says: „So you would love her.“
„But God,“ the man says, „why did you make her so dumb?“
God says: „So she would love you.“