Wise thoughts

15 март 2011

man On a wall in a ladies room… „My husband follows me everywhere“ Written just below it. „I DO NOT!!“

Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them!

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.

Q.. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They’re married!!!

Man says to God: „God, why did you make woman so beautiful?“
God says: „So you would love her.“
„But God,“ the man says, „why did you make her so dumb?“
God says: „So she would love you.“

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