Twice a day

2 юли 2009

This guy goes into a doctors and says „Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having sex!“

„Well how often do you have it?“ the doctor asks.
„Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day“, he answers back.

„That’s not so much“, says the doctor.
„Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day,“ replies the man.

„Well that is probably a bit excessive,“ says the doctor.
„Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day,“ says the man.

„Well, that’s definitely to much“, says the doctor. „You’ve got to learn to take yourself in hand.“
„I do“, says the man. „Twice a day.“








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