Men are like…

20 септември 2009

1. Men are like Laxatives – They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like Bananas – The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather – Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders – You need One, but you’re not quite sure why..

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars – Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. man

6. Men are like Commercials – You can’t believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores – Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like Government Bonds – … They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like Mascara – They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn – They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms – You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps – Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots – All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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