Jokes 7

26 декември 2011

JokesYear 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Pope Died.

Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married (again)
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe (again)
3. Pope Died.

In the future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry or Liverpool needs another European crown … please warn the Pope!

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Dear children,
There’s no Santa. These presents under the tree are from your parents.
Love,
Wikileaks

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Mum, can I have a dog for Christmas?
No you can have turkey like everyone else!

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An american:
– We have Obama, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash!
A bulgarian:
– We have Borisov, no wonder, no hope and no cash…








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