At the bar: I’m a …
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, „I’m a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional.“
The second guy responded, „I’m a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids.“
They then asked the woman, „What are you?“
She replied: „I’m a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.“