Funny signs and notices 5

4 юни 2010

These are supposedly actual signs and notices that have appeared at various locations: :happy

  • Sign in an office: „We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.“
  • Sign in a veterinary’s waiting room: „Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!“
  • Sign on music teachers’ door: „Out Chopin.“
  • Sign at the electic company: „We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.“
  • Sign in beauty shop window: „Dye now!“
  • Sign on a garbage truck: „We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.“
  • Sign at a computer store: „Out for a quick byte.“
  • Sign on restaurant window: „Don’t stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up.“
  • Sign in a bowling alley: „Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.“
  • Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: „Get a `long` little doggie!“
  • Sign in a cafeteria: „Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want.“
  • Sign on a music library’s door: „Bach in a minuet.“
  • Sign in a restaurant window: „T-bone steak $1 Then, in fine print underneath: With meat $12“
  • A hardware store in Oregon has a sign that reads: „Today’s special. Below it says: So’s tomorrow.“
  • Sign on restaurant window: „Great food (50,000 flies can’t be wrong).“
  • Billboard facing the road in front of a funeral home: „Drive carefully. We’ll wait.“
  • Sign in a Maine restaurant: „Open 7 days a week and weekends.“
  • Sign in school: „In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended.“

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