We all know those cute little computer symbols called „emoticons,“ where:

means a smile and

is a frown.

Well, how about some „ASSICONS“? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that’s been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc²_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass