Age Vs Wisdom

21 юни 2009

A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,

„Pick me up.“

He looked around and couldn’t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,

„Pick me up.“ He looked in the water and there, floating on the top was a frog.

The man said, „Are you talking to me?“

The frog said, „Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up.

Then, kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have
ever seen.

I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride.“

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, „What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said?

I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.“

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

„Nah, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.“

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  1. Mimi каза:

    20 years with my wife
    A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
    She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.

    „What’s the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?“ she asked.

    „Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?“ he asked.

    „Yes I do.“ she replied.

    „Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?“

    „Yes I remember.“

    „Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said.’Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail’?“

    „Yes I do“, she replied.

    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, “ You know I would have gotten out today.“

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