Архив от Категория: "Jokes in English"

The Annual Check-Up

2 август 2009, 8:41

After his annual checkup, Bob is shocked to learn that he has somehow contracted a rare disease and has only [...]

Assicons

31 юли 2009, 7:36

We all know those cute little computer symbols called „emoticons,“ where: :-) means a smile and :-( is a frown. [...]

WORLD’S EASIEST QUIZ

30 юли 2009, 8:49

(Passing requires 4 correct answers) 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? [...]

BITCHOLOGY

28 юли 2009, 17:38

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a Bitch. When I stand up for those I [...]

Blonde joke

27 юли 2009, 9:02

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, ‘Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, [...]

Costume Party

26 юли 2009, 19:08

A couple was invited to a swanky costume party.  The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to [...]

Thought for the day:

24 юли 2009, 9:31

Alcohol does not make you FAT – it makes you LEAN …………….. against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

Daddy’s car in the woods?

23 юли 2009, 18:11

Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.Curious, he followed the car [...]

The Little Scotsman

23 юли 2009, 0:19

THE ACADEMIC HIERARCHY

22 юли 2009, 9:40

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

20 юли 2009, 9:56

Three is equal to four

16 юли 2009, 18:00