Архив от Категория: "Jokes in English"

Want a day off work?

8 януари 2010, 8:36

So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days [...]

I’m a …

4 януари 2010, 8:19

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The one guy said, „I’m a [...]

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

26 декември 2009, 0:13

1st woman: Hi Barbara! 2nd woman: Hi Sylvia! How’d you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How [...]

Gift from Santa Claus

24 декември 2009, 8:54

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid [...]

Wedding Anniversary

20 декември 2009, 9:38

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear [...]

Finding a house

16 декември 2009, 8:50

Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far [...]

Sharing everything

14 декември 2009, 8:34

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one [...]

Misunderstanding

10 декември 2009, 8:32

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: [...]

I am not forgetful

7 декември 2009, 8:18

Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, „Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise [...]

Movies changed

1 декември 2009, 8:21

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to [...]

Naming your child

30 ноември 2009, 8:24

There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and [...]

My wife is pregnant

30 ноември 2009, 8:10

A man speaks frantically into the phone, „My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!“ „Is [...]