Архив от Категория: "Jokes in English"

Nobody loves me

10 февруари 2010, 8:15

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what [...]

How do I get across that river?

8 февруари 2010, 8:03

A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the [...]

Wise thoughts

4 февруари 2010, 8:13

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Life is sexually transmitted. Health is merely the slowest possible rate [...]

Biting dog

3 февруари 2010, 8:20

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, „Does your dog bite?“ [...]

Short gender jokes

1 февруари 2010, 8:00

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item [...]

School

30 януари 2010, 9:12

„Dad, I don’t want to go to school today.“ said the boy. „Why not, son?“ „Well, one of the chickens [...]

English is a difficult language …for some

29 януари 2010, 8:45

This is a true story of the Japanese Embassy in the United States. Days ago, Prime Minister Mori received some [...]

The ugliest baby

20 януари 2010, 9:21

A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, „That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.“ [...]

Drummer problems

13 януари 2010, 8:40

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the [...]

Must help the wife

12 януари 2010, 8:36

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. „Boss,“ he says, „we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home [...]

Boss wants too much

10 януари 2010, 9:27

For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and [...]

Have a life after death

9 януари 2010, 9:39

„Do you believe in life after death?“ the boss asked one of his employees. „Yes, Sir.“ the new recruit replied. [...]