Nobody loves me
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what [...]
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what [...]
A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the [...]
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Life is sexually transmitted. Health is merely the slowest possible rate [...]
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, „Does your dog bite?“ [...]
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item [...]
„Dad, I don’t want to go to school today.“ said the boy. „Why not, son?“ „Well, one of the chickens [...]
This is a true story of the Japanese Embassy in the United States. Days ago, Prime Minister Mori received some [...]
A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, „That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.“ [...]
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the [...]
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. „Boss,“ he says, „we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home [...]
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and [...]
„Do you believe in life after death?“ the boss asked one of his employees. „Yes, Sir.“ the new recruit replied. [...]