Архив от Категория: "Jokes in English"

My Resimay

29 април 2010, 7:52

My Resimay To hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. [...]

Funny signs and notices 3

18 април 2010, 7:56

These are supposedly actual signs and notices that have appeared at various locations: Outside a country shop: „We buy junk [...]

Funny signs and notices 2

5 април 2010, 8:34

These are supposedly actual signs and notices that have appeared at various locations: At a Santa Fe gas station: „We [...]

The tradition at weddings

2 април 2010, 7:49

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, „Mommy, why does the girl wear white?“ His [...]

Funny signs and notices

23 март 2010, 8:16

These are supposedly actual signs and notices that have appeared at various locations: Found written on the wall in front [...]

Funny advertisements 3

19 март 2010, 7:00

Real advertisements that have appeared in papers and various church bulletins. Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume [...]

Funny advertisements 2

14 март 2010, 8:16

Real advertisements that have appeared in papers. Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. [...]

Funny advertisements

12 март 2010, 8:14

Real advertisements that have appeared in papers. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb [...]

Travel to Heaven

9 март 2010, 7:44

This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been [...]

What is this?

3 март 2010, 7:52

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit [...]

Constantly complaining about the temperature

24 февруари 2010, 7:42

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because [...]

Abbreviations

13 февруари 2010, 8:43

FIAT – Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Ford – Fix Or Repair Daily Hyundai – Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable [...]