Архив от Категория: "Jokes in English"

Jokes

3 юли 2010, 8:59

Scientists have finally discovered what’s wrong with the female brain: On the left side, there is nothing right, and on [...]

Marriage Jokes

29 юни 2010, 7:09

A man is almost about to die As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, „I [...]

Can I play the piano once these are off?

22 юни 2010, 8:29

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to [...]

A desperate marriage

13 юни 2010, 8:37

A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up [...]

Funny signs and notices 5

4 юни 2010, 8:00

These are supposedly actual signs and notices that have appeared at various locations: Sign in an office: „We shoot every [...]

Stop being late to work

29 май 2010, 8:07

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was [...]

The results of statistics

23 май 2010, 8:24

1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed 2. All polar bears are left-handed 3. If your car is [...]

My wife is missing

19 май 2010, 8:26

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, „You know, I’ve lost my wife here [...]

Child sent to bed

13 май 2010, 7:55

A small boy is sent to bed by his father… [Five minutes later] „Da-ad…“ „What?“ „I’m thirsty. Can you bring [...]

Funny signs and notices 4

6 май 2010, 8:48

These are supposedly actual signs and notices that have appeared at various locations: Sign on a scientist’s door: „Gone fission.“ [...]

Interviewing crazy

30 април 2010, 8:34

A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point [...]

Trouble sleeping

30 април 2010, 8:29

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. „What seems to be the problem?“ the doctor asked. „Well, I, uh,“ [...]