Архив от Категория: "Jokes in English"

Wise thoughts

15 март 2011, 8:15

On a wall in a ladies room… „My husband follows me everywhere“ Written just below it. „I DO NOT!!“ —– [...]

Women’s Day Gift Test

8 март 2011, 7:55

Which Women’s Day gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you’d most like to receive! 1. [...]

Women’s Day Jokes

8 март 2011, 7:40

A couple is lying in bed. The man says: „Right now, for this Women’s Day, I am going to make [...]

Valentine’s day jokes

14 февруари 2011, 7:14

A couple were having marital problems. They decided together to do the right thing and they contacted a marriage guidance [...]

The English Language

10 февруари 2011, 8:46

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let’s face it! English is a stupid language. [...]

Farmer jokes

24 януари 2011, 8:23

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled [...]

Be politically correct with women

14 януари 2011, 7:45

She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK – She is [...]

Pick a starting salary

26 септември 2010, 9:14

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, „And [...]

Jokes

16 август 2010, 8:19

Sorry for eating the peanuts A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is [...]

A cow case

7 август 2010, 8:49

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was [...]

Funny signs and notices 6

24 юли 2010, 8:56

These are supposedly actual signs and notices that have appeared at various locations: Sign on an asphalt truck: „Let us [...]

Bar jokes

15 юли 2010, 8:34

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While [...]