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Have a laugh at our expense

28 януари 2012, 8:50

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor [...]

7 Degrees of Blonde

10 януари 2012, 9:51

FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife [...]

Jokes 7

26 декември 2011, 9:43

Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. Pope Died. Year 2005 1. [...]

A Car for Christmas

20 декември 2011, 10:29

Danny had recently passed his driving test and decided to ask his clergyman father if there was any chance of [...]

A Letter to the Boss

16 декември 2011, 9:39

Dear Bo$$, A$ all of u$ have read from the new$paper report $ from Trevor Manuel’$ speech, the U$A economy [...]

I’ll only marry you, if you…

13 декември 2011, 9:57

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in [...]

Jokes 6

16 октомври 2011, 9:22

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the [...]

A Few Jokes

6 септември 2011, 8:07

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he [...]

40 things you’d like to say at work

26 юни 2011, 9:36

1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit. 2. I don’t know what your [...]

Real Accident Insurance Claims…

4 юни 2011, 8:20

The following are actual, real-life accident descriptions given on insurance claim forms… To avoid hitting the bumper of the car [...]

Jokes 5

18 април 2011, 8:40

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years,they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. [...]

Jokes 4

2 април 2011, 8:29

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. [...]